So today we have to apologise..... here I go
To my liver
I apologise for the copious amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend and I apologise in advance for the amount I am due to consume this month with all that I have going on. I promise June will be a “dry” month.
To my feet
I apologise for wearing stupid heels for a long period of time on Saturday night, I’m sorry you’re still feeling sore today.
To my hair
I apologise you haven’t had a cut for months and that your colour is so faded your back to being mousey
To my Dad
I apologise for sometimes being a bit of an embarrassing daughter
To my sisters
I apologise for always being so honest with you, I have probably put you off men for life
To my friends
I apologise for not always having enough time. And for my dance moves.
To the watermelon on my desk
I apologise for not taking you home. I keep forgetting.
Linking up with Jenni for “Blog every day in May”